Australia's most exclusive Yacht Club with a membership of just ONE !
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Strict dress codes apply:

Life-jacket and tie for gentlemen and inflatable bikinis for ladies.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Members have been complaining


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They thought the Clubhouse doesn't look 'knotical' (or should that be 'nautical'?) enough. We listen to our members and have rectified the situation - see photo above.

 

Thursday, May 9, 2013

THe NELLIGEN YACHT CLUB now has a clubhouse

... and it has a real nautical look:

 

 

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

SY SHERBRO

 

SY SHERBRO anchored off the Nelligen Yacht Club. However, before I could row out and introduce myself as commodore and only member and inquire into their possible link with Sierra Leone, they had already weighed anchor again and motored back to the sea.

Friday, February 22, 2013

A member wrote to us recently:

 

Hi Peter,

I really need your advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. There are all the usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

Regards,
Ray.

 

Monday, January 28, 2013

New members

 

The NELLIGEN YACHT CLUB has new honorary members: Brian and Belinda Laughlin, just back from a cruise to Papua New Guinea and the Solomons, have dropped anchor off "Riverbend" to go back to their hometown Ulladulla, just fifty clicks up the highway. Their 17-metre yacht PANDORA IV, domiciled at Bluewater Marina north of Cairns, adds a nice nautical flavour to the place and makes me want to sail off into the sunset again.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

SY Scruffie

Past Cottage guests and honorary members of the Nelligen Yacht Club, Simon and Miwako and son and brother and mother, dropped in aboard SY Scruffie enroute to Batemans Bay.

'Sayonara' until we meet again!

Monday, January 14, 2013

MARE Zeitschrift der Meere

I am an occasional reader of MARE Zeitschrift der Meere which is all about oceans and seas. I suggested to its chief editor Karl Sturzem a few stories for publication:

And, of course, my favourite, the story of Tom Neale on Suwarrov:

He wrote back: "Many thanks for your interesting suggestions. I will take some time to study them before presenting them to our next editorial meeting at the end of January. Please be patient until then."